December 2011
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fyeahbenedictcumberbatch started following you
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My sister personifies her body parts
Jimmy (her right foot): ACCEPT JIMMY'S LOVE.
Timmy (her left foot): What about me?
Jimmy: No, Timmy. Everyone knows you're special.
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What happened when I took my sister's phone away...
She then proceeded to attack me.
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Hillary Clinton cries during her campaign in 2008:...
Uh, what?
That’s not a thing.
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“I throw my quill up in the air sometimes, saying ‘Ay oh, I wrote...”
– William Shakespeare
minhovsstairs:
bitch-:
dressmedown:
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Sister: Don't curse at me.
Me: Fucking...shit cunts...bollocks.
Sister: ...That's not a curse word.
Me: Yes it bloody is.
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I'm in my third year of college, guys.
Sister: Words that end in T-I. Go.
Me: Martini. Oh, wait.
Sister: What? You're stupid.
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My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
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The Golem/planatarium scene in The Great Game looks like it came out of a scene from a Home Alone movie.
I shouldn’t giggle at that. Someone dies.
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infinitestargazer asked: Hullo! So I just saw your latest post in the Benedict Cumberbatch tags, and I couldn't stop laughing, so I decided to say hi!
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There's nothing on telly.
And I needed something to keep me up.
So I’m watching Merlin.
FUCK I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO PICK UP YET ANOTHER OBSESSION.
COLIN MORGAN THE LIGHTING ON YOUR FACE.
YOU LOOK LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WENT TWENTY YEARS IN THE PAST AND BOUGHT CHEEKBONES FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
AND AND AND. UH. ANTHONY HEAD.
AND MERLIN AND ARTHUR ARE ALL OF THE MARRIED.
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People with PIP implants: Shit. My implants will rupture and I'm gonna dieeeeee.
MHRA: Calm yo tits. Literally. We got this.
My sister and I are up at 2am watching a rerun of...
She thought one of the actors looked like Chord Overstreet (Sam on Glee for anyone with a life).
She then proceeded to pull apart her mouth (in mockery of his lips) and say “I’m trouty mouth. Get off the computer.”
Sometimes I can't stand the way people quote...
Fun fact: his characters said them, not he.
Also: Most of the time when some writes a quote and attributes it to Shakespeare, it’s not Shakespeare.
Guh.
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I obviously can't have Christmas because everyone...
Buh…but. Jimmy Stewart.
And Jimmy Stewart.
And his adorable stammering.
And his wooing techniques.
And and and. Dear godtiss do I even need reasons?
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What I gather happens in "A Scandal in Belgravia"...
benedictatorship:
EVERYBODY GETS NAKED
NAKED
NUDE
UNDRESSED
NOBODY WEARS CLOTHES
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Okay. Last one before I get back to work. This one...
You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
One of you is Sherlock Holmes, the other is John Watson. Go.
Stranger 2: well the perfect guy would be taller than me and a six pack with perrfect teeth that always smells good and bites his lip with silky smooth hair with the right style and the perfect clothes `always txts me firts nice hazel eyes that...
I'm posting the perfect post for pure pops of...
You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
One of you is Sherlock Holmes, the other is Moriarty. Go.
Stranger 2: touch my peeniz, moriarty
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 1: Warning
Stranger 1: i’m wrinkly
Stranger 2: ew
Stranger 2: nvm
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Uh, what?
You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
One of you is Harry Potter, the other is Voldemort. Go.
Stranger 1: uhhh nahhh cause they would end up being gay.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Watchsuperhomogay:
barackfuckingobama:
vulgarians:
A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM GARY OLDMAN TO HIS FANS ON TUMBLR.
i thought this was gonna be like a joke or some parody or something BUT THEN I CLICKED PLAY.
WAAAAAAAT
Yes, Gary Oldman. I will see Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
I was going to anyway, but now I will because you told me to do so.
It’s like when Alan Rickman told Matt...
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Dear Viewpoints, you have officially trolled my...
superhomogay:
Watching a video and someone said, “occasionally”.
… My brain immediately goes, “Occasionally? Not much?!”
I call people Richard now.
I’ve been doing it since last semester and it will never stop.
Also, I’ve done this dialogue for hour-long increments more than once.
So, delicately Richard.
Delicately
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Watchfriendoframen:
mylifeasafeminista:
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Have you guys heard of writtenkitten.com?
You write things and it shows a kitten. As a reward. The internet wins today, and it’s only 1am eastern time. Here’s what I wrote. For kittens.
Oh, I’m supposed to be writing something? Awkward. Well, this is kind of cool. I may use this for something. The moon rises quite soon in the merry month of June. If it wants, anyway. Ooh. Words. In sooth I know not why I am so sad....
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